#2 Free App In All of The App Store is Beautiful Boobs

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RANKED #2 In The TOP 10 FREE APPS!
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Unfortunately this app was recently removed from the iTunes Store due to risque adult content.

It’s an absolutely gorgeous and fun photo collection that features stunningly pretty images that requires absolutely no internet connection to view and feature the ability for close ups with native iPhone or iPod interactivity.

Even have a random image from the collection by selecting the random button or browse for your favorite.

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Did you see it? Look again – but quick! WTF is that? The #2 free app in the ENTIRE App Store is Beautiful Boobs … the #2 paid app in the ENTIRE App Store is Pocket Girlfriend. Go ahead, pinch yourself … you’re awake but trapped in a nightmare on App Street.

So let’s take a closer look at these App Store all-stars and see exactly why they are now included among the best of the best.

#2 Free App – Beautiful Boobs

Ok, this doesn’t look too bad. We got an intriguing title … one can never have enough “stunningly pretty images” … you can’t beat the price (free) … “gorgeous and fun photo collection” is better than hideous and boring. But wait … why the hate? Over thirty three flipping thousand user ratings and only 1½ stars? Pop the hood, let’s take a look inside:

Three thumbnail screens with a total of seven pictures
When the seven thumbnails are launched full-sized, they still look like thumbnails
Five out of the seven sets of boobs are arguably man boobs

Damn … no wonder the Beautiful Boobs user below feels cheated and scared. Dude would rather be licking a hobo’s foot than checking out the app’s creeper guys wearing bras. Get this poor kid a Sears Catalog which will surely arouse more than Beautiful Boobs.

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